Driving along with a friend, someone cuts her off. She honks, gives out a grunt and we laugh.
me: Your horn doesn't sound as puny as mine.
her: Really? I don't think it sounds authoritative enough.
me: Mine makes a little meep meep noise, like a little squeaky mouse.
Driving along someone cuts her off again.
her: ASS LICKER!
Wouldn't it be great to have a horn that blares out obscenities? The ultimate road rage tool ever!
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